How i scammed my boss!

Monday, August 02, 2010

Because i can't sleep, i shall illustrate my scamming process on mantou today. The following is our SMS convo lol I find it funny la hahhaha cause she hen hao pian (easy to lie to)

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Note: Lecture's from 12-2pm

(11:47am)
SM: hey i went out eat with wy they so will come back late
Me: (In bus) Wah you pro lo. Revision lecture then you want come late
SM: >.<
Me: (In bus) you is eat finish le coming back now or now going out of school?
SM: Now eating. Lol
Me: (In bus) -_- !@#$%^&*
SM: lol! ~.~
Me: (In bus, sudden inspiration to scam) Hah im not coming to sch actually ;)
SM: Shit you man. Still dare say.
Me: (School overhead bridge) Hah. Got yuxiang come wat today.
SM: LOL hahaha kena scam by you sia rofl -_-''
Me: (Walking to LT) Lol wat scam?
SM: i thought you got come sia. Hahahaha
Me: (In lecture) haha ;)
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(12:52pm)
Me: (In lecture, pretending im home lol) you reach lecture le ma? Dun dare to imagine how much you miss sia
SM: lol i jus reach school only sia. Wa you nv go bird also sia. Then i go in like tat bit odd sia x.x
Me: (In lecture) lol yuxiang there what
SM: lol help me ask him still got a lot ma? Lol. >.<
Me: (In lecture, trying to scam her to come lecture despite being 1hr late) he say yes. Today de lecture got slides one. 30 plus slides (actually lecture ending le)
SM: Ahhhhh >.<
Me: (Lecture ending) -_- 早知今日，何必当初
SM: lol you also nor! Haha kinda expected also lah XD
Me: (Lecture ending) I dun have class before and after. You got you still pon!
SM: cause bit odd. >.<
Me: (Lecture ended) lol good for you. Where you now?
SM: library lol
Me: (3.2 Ent briefing, still trying to scam her to come LT) oh yah yuxiang say got briefing fo 3.2 ent students lol
SM: What? When? Where?
Me: (Briefing) lecture hall lo. Now
SM: what! Ahhhhh
Me: (Briefing ending) Lol too bad for you
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(1.37PM)
Me: (Briefing Ended, walking to atrium) Lecture end le. Anyway i ask yuxiang pass you the revision lecture thingy to photocopy. He at atrium waiting for you now. Near the staircase there i think? Go now okay.
SM: (No reply)
Me: (Checking for strawberry short cake. Target locked on. Got Yuxiang to call her to scam her down faster)
SM: (On the way down i suppose)
Me: (Got the cake. But candle spoil. Ran back to get a new one but bumped into SM on the way back!)
SM: I THOUGHT U SAID U NV COME SCHOOL TODAY?!!!
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The rest quite common sense la hahahaha




LOL She thought that thing (^) is edible!!!!
I said that she has to keep that thing to claim her present later, and then she broke it into half -_- So now it has both our signatures on it as a sign of identification LOL
Hope you like your surprise, BOSS!
^^

~(5:59 PM)