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Friday, September 05, 2008

WARNING!

DO NOT PROCEED if your a Malaysian, or if you love that country to bits! I apologise in advance if you proceed anyway, i did warn you though :(


Just got back from Malaysia, and man it was such a horrible trip, the worst in all these years. I probably won't go back for the next 12years or so. (The last time i went was 12years ago, or so my parents claim, but i don't have memory of that AT ALL) Luckily for me, i don't have any relatives living in Malaysia lol I guess i only have to go back for like, school trips or something. I don't feel like blogging about the trip, but i think i should, to remind myself how horrible it is if my future-me is retarded enough to want to go back LOL Here goes.


Dear Future -Me,

If your thinking of going to Malaysia for a holiday trip, don't, it will ruin it all. Now, let me remind retarded-you on why you shouldn't go back to that ****-hole.

1. The toilets. They are wet, dirty, some has no toilet paper and can't be flushed at times! And the worst, they are squat toilets. You HATE squat toilets. So unless your prepared to avoid the toilet all day until you reach the hotel at night, go ahead. I know you can, but why put yourself through this kinda torture? And your relatives did remind you that doing so hurts your health, you might result in kidney failure. Now now, you don't want to suffer for the rest of your life cause of one trip, do you?

2. The food. Remember the breakfast you had at one of those hotels in Penang? The pancakes were tasteless, the porridge too thick etc. And in one of those smses you sent to soomei ranting about how horrible the food was, you said "Eating breakfast here is a total waste of time. I rather sleep and starve" Remember, the only food you found barely edible was the orange juice, and it ain't even food -_- Even China's buffet breakfast in the hotels were 100times better, despite the lousy toilets too lol

3. The service. 1*/5* On the second day of your trip, the tour guide was supposed to bring you to a seaside restaurant for dinner. You were asked to wait at the lobby at 7, but the driver went missing until 8.30. In the end, your mum and aunt had to brave the harsh weather to buy food from opposite the hotel. And the aunties from the road-side stall were fierce and loud. Sigh And the tour guide was bloody boring.

4. Entertainment. Hardly any. The indoor themepark at Genting was boring, almost like escape. But i guess you can go back there with your friends to try the outdoor themepark. If you want to try the casino, make sure your already 21. But i suggest going back to Korea if you want more fun (from the themeparks)

5. The hotels. If your going back to genting, make sure you don't stay in First World Hotel. The lousiest in the area, the room was small and smelly. But it's near to the indoor themepark and stuff, so if you don't mind... No other comments, since i only stayed in 2hotels. But the ones in China were so much better la.

6. The bus. If your going back, just take a first class solitaire bus straight to Genting, without the stopovers at Penang or Ipoh or wherever. They have screens for movies and games, and massage chairs!

7. The mood. To you, going Malaysia doesn't even count as going overseas. So what's the point? There are so many other places you can go to, where you want to go! Like, Russia, Spain, Canada, Egypt, Europe, USA, Japan, HongKong, Taiwan, Antartica! And you love plane rides, remember?

Overall, going Malaysia is a 1*/5* experience. I hope after reading all this, you have made a wise decision not to go back there. I wish you luck, if you are. But don't regret it.

Love you lots,
Past-me
XOXOXO

*This may be a very biased entry, and it was based on my experience in there for 4days only, so it can only be accurate to a certain extent. After all, it is a personal opinion. And i never liked that country to begin with haha

Well i did took a photo with a snake, and got my portrait drawn. And now i'm done :)


SAFE TO READ FROM NEXT PARAGRAPH ONWARDS

So, i'm back! Alive and well! Hahaha

Met up with Songen and Kennard for lunch at Ichiban today, played pool(they did) and caught Wall.E. Bloody adorable, i tell you. I think following your love to the ends of the earth, or universe, just to be with him/her is such a romantic thing to do. And the movie made me wanna have a hand to hold on to Awwww LOL and the humans were comical lol but i certainly hope we don't evolve to be like that in the future (fat & lazy) lol

Oh and one other thing, KINOKUNIYA hired me! They called me back on Monday, a lot faster then i thought they would, since they said they'll get back to me within 2weeks Lol i start work orientation next Wednesday, can't wait! And when school reopens, i'll probably be working on all weekends for 8hours each day, since i'm obliged to work for at least 6months hahah Ahwell, can't be helped. The extra income and getting books i want at a discounted price totally makes up for it. And i'm desperate for a good book to read. Probably getting The Host by Stephanie Meyer or The Gargolye by what's-his-name-i-can't -remember :P

And now, i'm waiting for Bihshean to sms/msn me about the charity event tomorrow. I hope she does it soon though, i'm kinda tired lol And my eyelids are getting heavier by the minute.

~(10:23 PM)